You may remember that the Roman Emperor Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus aka Caligula had a four-year reign from AD 37 to AD 41. It ended in his assassination. He was widely known for giving Romans a fat tax break, rewarding his guards and soldiers, driving the empire into financial chaos, and having incestuous relationships with his sisters – particularly Drusilla. Remind you of anyone? Yeah, I mean Trump, of course.
On the news this evening, I heard an interview with Miles Taylor – author of the book Blowback which describes the Trump presidency and warns what another Trumpian administration would likely mean for the American experiment in self-governance. At one point, he mentioned that Trump had discussed with some staffers what having sex with Ivanka might be like. Think about it, if you can do so without your head exploding.
This commentary reminded me of individuals who have sex with their family pets. Then I remembered that the Clintons had Socks the cat who famously had its own web page, the Obamas had BO, the Portuguese Water Dog, and The Bidens have had German Shepherds Major and Commander. Of course, Trump having no family pets, not even a focking Gerbil, would not be able to have sex with the family pets.
Naturally, he would turn to his “only” daughter – an erstwhile Drusilla for a modern-day Caligula.