Yes, another focking post about taxes. I’ve been working on mine for some weeks. It isn’t that they are so complicated but rather that the relevant documents come to my mailbox in drabs and dribbles. If all of your income has come from a single employer in the past year, your 1040 return is simple. You can do it for free online. If you had income from two or more employers, things are a bit more complicated. If you had 10 shares of this company or a hundred shares of that and they paid you dividends or you sold some of them for a gain or a loss, then suddenly you need special software or a tax preparer to help you out. If you have income from a trust, now you need two different tax software programs to file your tax returns. Give me a focking break!
If you own large parcels of real-estate, buildings, or are seriously leveraged, you need a major accounting firm. Enter Mazars. Yes, it is Donald and his NYC crime family. I don’t care that he moved his brood to Florida along with a stack of stolen, Top Secret, White House documents. Screw that! His tax preparer has disavowed the reliability of the past decade of his tax returns!
I use TurboTax to file my taxes, for what little that matters. There is an option in the program that allows you to pay a few additional bucks in order to get representation from TurboTax’s allies should the IRS choose you for an audit. I can only wonder whether Donald forked up the extra bucks to protect his ass from the IRS during an audit of his bogus tax returns.
Orale, Pendejo!