I’m rewatching the entire Star Wars Saga again. I started with The Phantom Menace last night. Tonight, it is Attack of the Clones. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is in the center of the Senate just after he has been granted expanded powers.

“It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic,” he says. I have a fleeting vision of the flag of the republic and Palpatine wrapping his leg around it. It’s a Trumpian vision. These megalomaniacs are all flag humpers because they can’t actually get laid by a real woman.

Look, if Trump could actually get Melania to put out, he wouldn’t have needed to pay a porn star $130K just to get laid.

Just saying.